A house that I have to live in, no matter what, for thirty years because I said I would?
It had better be terrible so there’s a long run up to “done” and “bored now”. Thankfully, we’ve found just exactly that: a house just gross enough to drive buyers away, but just tough enough that I can clean it up and then seriously polish it.
What could go wrong?
Oh right. We can’t afford to renovate the kitchen……